definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure

I knew I had fallen in love with Lolita forever,but I also knew she would not be forever Lolita. […]The word “forever” referred only to my own passion, to the eternal Lolita as reflected in my blood. The Lolita whose iliac crests had not yet flared, the Lolita that today I could touch and smell and hear and see, the Lolita of the swirls at the sides and the curls at the back, and sticky hot neck, and vulgar vocabulary […]-that Lolita, my Lolita, poor Catullus would lose forever.
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov, 1955 (via fragranceofnymphets)

i showered and washed and plaited my hair and ate some bread n I’m watching Bridget jones i will be okay

pizza:

when you’re stalking someone on instagram and double tap one of their pictures to zoom in but end up liking it

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deadcuteboy:

do NOT joke about self harm, whether it’s a “little scratch” or a deep wound, you are still harming yourselves. there is no fucking rule about what self harming is and how deep a cut should be, shut up grow up and think about what YOU say before you trigger someone into doing something stupid